

This is your moment, babes. The cosmic moment that you’ve been waiting for with bated breath. For the first time in about two years, your ruler, Mars, marches into your very own sign, on Tuesday. This fills you with all the enthusiasm, drive, and monumental energy you need to achieve all your goals and more. You’re on fire, honey. You’re coming in hot. Can’t touch you. It may seem impossible to imagine this on Monday, when all you probably want to do is sleep for a hundred years, where the idea of moving anywhere fast feels like the most unnatural thing in the world. Hold fast. The weather will change. Pinky promise.